UK Wargamers Lord of the Rings Cast
| The Forces of "Evil" | ||
| Sauron | Phil Barker | Never says much to us, deafening aura from Barad-DBM |
| Witch King of Angmar | Bodley Scott | Comes out to play more often, looks good at half time, still hasn't fought Gandalf properly |
| Saruman | Nik Gaukroger | Has become a trusted input to Sauron - must have a palantir somewhere at home |
| Grima Wormtongue | Tim Childs | The legal intracacies of it all…………I must advise you |
| The Nazgul | Halifax Wargames Club | Out of the dark wastelands they ride - almost to victory….. |
| Cave Troll | Graham Briggs | Tells me he was in fact employed by Peter Jackson for the dummy shoot |
| Mountain Troll | Mike Goss | Apparently Graham had the wrong physique to model this one |
| Balrog | Brigante A team stacked | God help the one at the bottom but the weight and attitude is perfect |
| Lurtz | Jez Evans | Apparently its obvious…….. |
| Shelob | UK1 Ghent - all Reigate | Eight legs, hard to beat and generally disliked by the population |
| The forces of "Good" | ||
| Frodo | Tom Elsworth | Has the hair, has the bounce |
| Sam | Pete Reilly | Has the Hairy feet I hear. |
| Gandalf | JDMcNeil | Certainly looks 3000 years old, often forgets his own name, often disagrees with Saruman |
| Aragorn | Simon Hall | Sadly not my pulling power with the ladies…. A few crowns I suppose and a dwarf as a best friend |
| Legolas | Dave Madigan | Tall and aging well at 2800 years, likes his Bowmen, best in the wilderness of NZ |
| Gimli | Terry Shaw | Short, bearded, tough as old boots and often found next to Aragorn fighting against the odds |
| Boromir | Iain McNeil | Courageous and perhaps the best fighter, but now sadly lost to the scene |
| Pippin | Andy Willcox | Ever the cheerful one….."never mind Graham at the end of the day, we've got Pinner" |
| Merry | Graham Evans | The serious driving force "if these buggers keep winning, there won't be a Pinner Pip" |
| The Lady Galadriel | James Hamilton | Must be the hair, and she was pretty unlucky (ring failure, had to move house…) |
| Elrond | Dave Fairhurst | Quietly capable and only needs to bump Wayne off now to get his wife back!! |
| Arwen | Katie Fairhurst | Aragorn taught her well how to deal with nasty opponents like Mountain Trolls |
| Theoden | Ian Stewart | Stately, thoughtful and leads a good mounted charge |
| Theodred | Ben Stewart | Small part so far - now need to up his game for a longer role |
| Eomer | Eric Doman | Vanishes into the wilderness and reappers for a victory - generally with lots of horsemen |
| Eowyn | Lynda Fairhurst | The one and only lady conqueror of a wargaming giant - reputedly Terry is a giant |
| Denethor | Keith Martin-Smith | Grumpy and bossy, gives the impression he would rather partner Boromir, oh OK maybe not!! |
| Faramir | Wayne Dare | Nice guy coping as best he can the Steward of Pinner - until he can find some matches |
| Treebeard | Ian Pudney | "now lets not be too hasty master wargamer"………. |
| King of the Dead | Paul Robinson | Nice beard, even has the guant look now he is up half the night; easily angered |
| Tom Bombadil | Jeremy Morgan | Only person with suitable yellow and green striped trousers and a bouncy gait |
| Ents | Dave Allen | It’s a beard thing and can only handlle the big figures these days |
| Phil Steele | More of a bread thing HOHOOM | |
| Graham Fordham | Red beard thing DONK | |
| The horn of Hammerhand | Hans Kroonenberg | Easily heard even at several miles distance, hard on the ears at short range |